The Secret World Beta Weekend
May 13th, 2012The problem is, that there’s a lot that is New And Revolutionary and therefore Bad And Different, and there’s a lot that’s Exactly The Same, and therefore Copying WoW.
The same kind of thing happened with First Person Shooters. Once Doom was released, every gun-first 3D game was called a “Doom Clone” right up until Halflife proved that you could do a “Doom Clone” – on the Doom Engine, even (Well, Quake 2) and still be an entirely different game.
So, The Secret World, then.
I’ve preordered TSW. I’m buying it either way, and part of the reward for buying it either way is an automatic invite into the open Beta weekends. In noted contrast to every other Open Beta event I’ve ever been in, the number of server issues I have encountered right now has been Zero. The number of client bugs has been Almost Zero, and everything that’s not been there has been due to being Not Finished or Not Unlocked for the beta. That starts at Chargen. As a limitation of the beta you can only start with the Templars in London, and the character creation options are limited. I’m dearly hoping that extends beyond the clothes and hairstyles and into the fact that there is only two body-types available, male or female. So, I put together my first character named, as is traditional, Calique, and entered the world:
Happy, isn’t she?
Anyway, with that I run though the intro sequence, in which I know a young lady who swallows a fly. I don’t know why she swallows a fly, perhaps she’ll generate magical powers that almost destroy her but she eventually overcomes. The sequence – in game, with you avatar, is actually Good, for all it’s a non-interactive cut-scene. Your character does not go “Aha! I am a hero, I shall change the world!” she’s recruited. There are lots of you, you are part of an army. And then you’re sent to London to begin your training.
London… looks like London. It’s a bit grimy, a bit of a maze, redbrick against Victorian grandeur. To the point where it’s almost a London theme park, it looks Right. The hub has pubs, parks, markets and lots of strange people, and the quest-line that takes you up to the Templars fills in back-story and lore, more so if you wander off the beaten path for a while. Part of this involves a flashback/altworld interactive cutscene which presents you with a combat scenario to introduce to to how a mid-range character feels, and how the combat works.
Combat Wombat
Combat is open-weapon limit-selection action-based local cooldown, position and direction sensitive, with no mana and a charge/release mechanic.
It *looks* like a standard issue WoW-clone hot-key toolbox, but sentence has a lot of buzzwords in it, so one by one.
Open Weapon
The Secret World has no classes. Instead, there are Three classes of weapon (Ranged/Melee/Magic) each with three specialisations within them (Magic has Elemental, Chaos, Blood; Ranged has Assault Rifles, Pistols, Shotguns). You can put Ability Points into any of these you like and get skills that requre/use them. Putting points into one section (each specialisation has two sections, like “Offence and Defence”) and you can open up more specialised and interesting skills (Locked in the beta). So here, I’ve put most of my points into Magical/Elementalism, and quite a few into Melee/Blades, so I can wield fire and swords, and this makes me happy:
Limited Selection
… But you can only have 14 skills available at one time, 7 Active Skills (Swing sword! Spin with sword! Magic Missile!) and 7 passive (Auto-critical-hit every seven strikes, better at avoiding zombie sick, cry at sad movies). These can’t be changed in combat, but can at any other time. It does not take long before you start needing to swap things out.
action-based
Point in right direction, press number key.
local cooldown
No global cooldown, you can fire off attacks as soon as you’ve cast the previous one, but some effects can only be cast every so often. Healing items share a cooldown, but what that cooldown is depends on which one you use.
position sensitive
Don’t stand in the fire. Some enemies will telegraph a forthcoming Area of Effect attack, with a characteristic and predictable animation on the floor as to its range. This is a good time to relocate.
direction sensitive
You can’t attack people with normal attacks while they’re standing behind you.
no-mana
There’s no Mana or secondary power system…
charge/release mechanic
…but generally basic attacks charge up a resource shared across the power-pool (Elemental power, or blade power) which is then used to boost other powers. Big effects may require some of this resource. For example, the basic “Curse” elemental power charges one Resource per use, another power does an extra boost of damage for every resource it can get, and the big Thor’s Hammer effect requires the maximum – 5 – resources available to it; but Blade resources aren’t shared with Elemental resources.
Gear
Taking a cue from City of Heroes, Gear doesn’t change your character’s wardrobe at all. You have seven slots (Finger, Neck, Wrist, Luck, Waist, Occult, Head) to put talismans on which boost your stats, and separately you can buy new clothes. This does appear to be the only way to increase your stats. There’s no levelling, and after … Raptr does say 11 hours, but I suspect it is lying … the health of my unequipped character is twenty whole HP above a brand new one (1500 to 1520). Some gear does require you to have put Character Points into the ability to wear higher level talismans.
Progression
Along with Ability Points as detailed above, you also occasionally acquire Skill Points, and these can be spent to boost your ability with weapons or use higher quality talismans. The game is not stingy with either AP or SP, which is fine because after a while you will need to bank them.
Storytelling & Questing
So far, so standard. The combat mechanics are pretty much a greatest hits of modern MMO design, and while the classless design is great, it does make things a bit more confusing. The revolution here is supposed to be in the Story, and so to it.
You are, of course, given Quests. There are people in the world who need stuff done, and they would like you to do it. The major one of these people is your employer – The Templars, in this case – and so they’ve sent you to Kingsmouth, New England, to find out what the fuck is going on.
The setting of TSW is very much in the “Everything Is True” camp, with a line towards HP Lovercraft’s writings. For example, the chip shop in TSW’s London:
And then also:


The stories are interesting, is the first thing. The quest-lines themselves are interesting, the people are well-written even when they aren’t well voice-acted, and the capture of a failing small town is done very well.
Questing itself is different, although the actions are similar. The traditional Quest Hub isn’t here, although the trappings may be. Quests are divided into types, with your overarching Story missions as one, Action missions, Sabotage missions, Collection missions and Investigation missions, and you can only take one of each, except Collection (where you can have three) and some missions seem to count as the slot for each other…
It’s telling that after many hours of playing, I’m still not entirely able to predict whether a mission is going to “pause” another one. You can’t drop missions, but if you try to take another Action mission, for example, you’re given the option of putting the previous one on pause. They can be resumed from the sub-section you last completed by talking to the original quest giver. In theory, this means that you pick a quest-line from your first location, and following that (which will have various subsections, which generally won’t require trekking back to the hub) will take you though some stuff, and then you’ll get to the end of the quest line and end up having defeated/learned something, and be conveniently next to a new NPC with a new line. Eventually you might get back to the hub though a few more NPCs, and get the opportunity to pick up the next line from the original NPC, or maybe a new one. Less like a hub, more like a Spirograph.
Along the way you might find see an object on the floor with a blue quest icon on it (Collection), and you can pick that up and it will take you out of your way for a bit.
The quests themselves vary too, from standard issue defeat-twelve-zombies, to position-based puzzles avoiding security cameras, to searching around for objects that look like X. Then there are the Investigation quests, which not only rely on parsing in-world information and following map locations, and sometimes just strange stuff. For example (And this is a spoiler for A Secret World Kingsmouth quest line, although I’ve redacted some of the details. If you want to avoid spoilers, don’t read the blockquote):
At one point a little old lady with a shotgun talks to you about a serial killer back in 2002, after a long hot summer. The person who was arrested for it never fit the crime, really, and in light of recent events could it be an example of Weird Shit? So, off we jolly-well, “Investigate the murders. Newspapers might have some clues”
That’s it. You don’t have any newspapers, and none of the ones scattered around the world seem clickable (and wouldn’t be from ten years ago, anyway). What next?
So, I bought up the map. My guess was that the Town Hall might have some records, and sure enough once I’d fought though the zombies to get there, the records department had a drawer for every quarter since the late 70s. Hmm. She’d said 2002, long hot summer. Q3 2002 hit gold-dust. A newspaper clipping about a man who’d been arrested for killing three girls. Their names had been redacted, but his hadn’t. Find more information. Hang on, didn’t the police station have a computer in it?
It did, which told the tale of this guy who had been arrested, had confessed and said there was more to it, but refused to put the full confession in writing (“You’ll have to ask my ghost!”) and had commited suicide in the cell that night. Investigate the cell.
The cell is locked, and I can’t see anything. I can’t find a grave with his name on it either. Plus, logically his ghost would still be in the cell. I have to hope that my character gets paid very well for what she’s about to do. I go and find a really big zombie.
Death in the Secret World is a corpse run. Your body is over there, the res point is over here. The difference is that the Secret World is different in death. You can see things you couldn’t see before. There’s a bridge that used to be used as a hangman’s span, and if you’re dead when you go over it you can see people hanging from the rafters as a spirit of darkness stalks the night. In the living world there’s none of that, but in the world of death the cell door is open, and the man is inside, gazing at a wall. He won’t speak – he’s dead, after all – but if you look at the wall he gazes on, there’s an obscure poem about white ravens leading to sorrow. Outside the police station in death there were no people, but there was a white raven. When I approach it, it flies away, and when I follow it I find a line of ravens. When I approach them, they say a line from they each say a line from “One for Sorrow” (The nursery rhyme, not the Steps song) and if remember the poem from the wall (which is helpfully in my quest log) it has a number of references to that poem. If I click on the Ravens in the order they appear in the poem, they vanish and a voice asks if I’m “Looking for Jack?”.
When I approach the source of the voice, there’s a pop and I’m alive again, and also alive again is a giant monster, ten times harder than I am, which fortunately runs away.
So yeah. Actual puzzles that involve you being dead. I liked this.
(I had tripped over the ravens before, while I was corpse running, and so I had a clue that things might work like that)
Okay, end spoilers.
The system mixing this universe with the game one works well. The game has a built-in web-browser for looking up clues, although I worry about how long that kind of thing will work until “Secret World Quest Guide” is the first hit for them.
Harder is that until you start working in that way, letting quest lines lead you around the zone, treating it like an old-style quest hub is directly detrimental to your experience. Also, it’s very easy to lose your thread, and the lack of any kind of levelling system means you can’t tell if a quest marked “Hard” is merely just above your skillset, or going to whamp your arse repeatedly.
Make Your Paypal Account More Secure
May 4th, 2012Recently, Jeff Atwood showed how to make your Google account (and therefore gmail, youtube etc.) more secure by enabling their 2-Factor authentication system.
(2 Factor Authentication is the same kind of thing some banks use, where you get a keyfob thing and type in a number as well as your username and password, so even if you have the password you also need to have stolen the physical object).
Paypal have had a similar system for years, and every time I mention that I use it people say “I didn’t know you could do that!”, so, some instructions:
Paypal uses SMS messages for the second factor. This is better than an app-based solution because it continues to work even if you’ve had to wipe or replace your phone.
- Go to Paypal.com and log in
- Hover over “Profile” (Far right of “Overview” in the gray secondary tab bar)
- Click on “My Account Settings”
- Click “Update” next to Security key
- Click “Get Security Key”
- “Register your Mobile Phone”
- Follow the instructions.
And there. Now every time you log into your paypal account you’ll get an SMS message with a six digit code that you need to plug into the site. You can bypass this a few times if you don’t get the message, or don’t have your phone.
It’s not perfect, but it’s better than username/password.
(I know paypal are occasionally incompetent to the point of actual evil, but if you do use them, there’s no reason not to try to keep your account secure.)
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13:27 on May 4th, 2012Interestingly, I had that already enabled when I saw the Coding Horrors post… It’s a lot less of a nuisance than 2-factor email authentication could be, as you only need to log in relatively rarely.
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13:30 on May 4th, 2012The email one isn’t too bad, as the 2 factor only applies to the web login, and only requires the second factor every 30 days on trusted machines.
For things like POP and IMAP you create one-time passwords for each application that you can revoke at will.
First of May
May 1st, 2012A tradition, though today is far too cold and wet: (NSFW)
Avenge: Best served cool
April 30th, 2012(No spoilers)
Batman Begins rebooted the bombastic batman movies into a darker, quieter, more serious and far better series. Superman attempted to redo that series into a high-contrast heroic fantasy, and failed.
Iron Man made a similar attempt to be a bright action movie, and (IMO) did it very well. The other Marvel movies so far have been mostly good to great, but the most important two of them I think are Iron Man 2, and Avengers Assemble.
The Spiderman series is interesting of itself, but never really got over its own origin story. Hero movies have this weird obsession with the creation of the hero, and the first two Spiderman stories seemed to focus on the idea of becoming a hero, and when they got to the the point where he was fighting the evil of the week more than his own head, the film collapsed like an over-observed soufflé. Fantastic Four 2 did the same thing, to an extent.
Iron Man 2 started with Stark being Iron Man already. Being known for that, and already having the suit and the confidence, he went though the Wheel of Plot (Setup, Defeat, Man-Up, Win, Return to the world, Having learnt something) without needing to define the character at the start.
Avengers has two advantages to being an Origin Story. The first is that it doesn’t have to set up or introduce most of the main characters, but the second – and I think unique in Hero movies – it doesn’t need to set up the villain either. Tom Higgleson’s Loki from Thor was a strong and complicated character, and survived the denouncement at the end of his own movie. He’s even more awesome here than he was in Thor, which is a neat trick, and it gives me hope that the shooting-gallery of comic villains can work in a movie context, and that Marvel Studios is actually capable of producing comic book movies without rebooting into a new Origin Arc because a new writer/director wants to put his/her handprints into that set of concrete.
The writing is Whedonesque (obviously) and the characters stay true to their original movie characterisation while sifting slightly into the more quickfire style. It does a good job of setting up the strengths and weaknesses of all the main players both as heroes and as people, and actually pulls off all these massive characters working well as a team without losing the self-reliance from their own movies.
The action sequences range from slightly by-the-numbers though to absolute awesome, and there are crowning moments of awesome for everyone, even the complicated villain. Samuel L Jackson is recursive, given that he’s playing a character based on him, so he’s quite good. It’s good to see Colby Smoulders doing something other than HIMYM.
You need to know about Iron Man, you should probably have seen Captain America, but you probably need to have seen Thor before you watch Avengers. It does stand alone, but the story follows on from Cap and a lot of the characters will make more sense if you’ve seen Thor.
There’s one post-credits sequence halfway though (After the animated credits, before the white-on-black roll) but nothing at the end.
BrewDogged Determination: The 2012 Brewdog AGM & Birthday
April 29th, 2012The event can be divided into four bits without much difficulty, those being the AGM, the Bars, the Shop and the Music.
Late into the night the stage was host to several bands, ranging from a somewhat lonely singer/songwriter though to the semifamous and quite good Kassidy. The building being a great concrete barn of a place, the acoustics left something to be desired, but the bands were quite good and the sound did the best they could in the space, I think. As it filled up, the echoing chasm effect wore off.
To some extent the music and sound-checks drove the shop situation worse. For whatever reason – I assume ease of stock-checking – the order-for-later-delivery bulk-beer shop was running orders by taking them down, finding all the stuff, filling and addressing the boxes there and then, and then sending them off for later postage. This meant that every order took ages, and with only five or six people taking the orders on thirty feet of counterspace, queues to place orders went though a joke into epic failure. The two hours it took to actually get my order though are the least fun I’ve ever had whilst at a festival celebrating decent beer.
The bars too suffered a little from having vast amount of queuing space to limited serving spots, and could have done with more pumps, but the token system (Since they weren’t licensed for a cash bar, you had to buy tokens worth 1 or 1/2 pint, depending on the beer) sped up the ordering process (because change is annoying and fiddly). It’s hard to complain too much when pints of BrewDog’s as yet unnamed Pale Ale are going for a couple of quid a pint, as are their more famous 5am Saint and Punk IPA brews. So good beer, served at a high quality. Queues got a little silly during some periods, but that’s not really avoidable completely when you have 1500 beer fans and two bars.
I missed the actual AGM bit because of queuing for the shop, but the reports I heard were all very positive. The second London Brewdog has a site (in Shoreditch), they hope to start issuing dividends soon, the new brewery provides an 8-fold increase in yield for them, although they’re going to need to spend a few months after it comes up doing quality and consistancy control on beers previously created at the old factory. 66% of their output goes overseas, they’re looking at international bars, Sweden likes BrewDog.
Then on to the aforementioned music and more beer. I managed to track most of what I was drinking on Untappd (Where I am “Aquarion”), and probably need to play with some of the Stone breweries beers, as the ones I’ve tried I’ve liked a lot.
Aberdeen is nice enough, though how the exhibition centre managed to get two different Holiday Inns built next to it beggers belief a bit (and nobody warned either of the massive influx for this weekend, something they didn’t cope with perfectly).
When I booked the train back, I knew I was going to consider 9:30 the next morning too early, but I can only imagine past-me was attempting to get some kind of vengence. It worked. I am quite tired.
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17:53 on April 29th, 2012I’m waiting for BrewDog to get around to opening in Cambridge. That would be nice and convenient, although I guess I may not be here anymore by then.
I expect if I’d been at the AGM the queues would have got to me. Surely they should have had an idea of how many people would be there and hence how stuff would have needed to be run?















20:53 on May 13th, 2012
I’m not a huge gamer, though I’ve raided in WoW in previous expansions, but I quite like the look of the style of this game. Would never have got the HP Lovecraft references though, unless they were along the lines of the Solstice Carols.